Rajnikanth can lick his elbows.
Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
Rajnikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Rajnikanth can count infinity, twice.
Rajnikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.
Rajnikanth got smallpox when he was kid. As a result, smallpox is now eradicated.
Rajnikanth can win F1 in reverse gear.
Rajnikanth electrocuted Iron Man.
Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendents are today called giraffes.