Rajnikanth can watch the 60 minutes Show in 20 minutes.
According to Einstein`s theory of relativity, Rajnikanth can kick you yesterday.
What is the height of heights?
Rajnikanth.
Does Rajniknath smoke?
No, he just fires.
Why is Rajnikanth treated as God?
Bcoz he is omnipresent.
Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached for the movie Mission Impossible but Rajnikanth refused as he found the title insulting.
How does Rajnikanth freeze things without a refrigerator?
By just saying, `Freeze.`
One day Rajnikanth was swimming from Africa to US in the Atlantic and he lost his underwear. Now they call it BERMUDA TRIANGLE.
Rajnikanth: A person used by parachute to land safely.
What`s the difference between Moon Walk of Michael Jackson and Rajnikanth?
MJ does it while dancing on Earth and Rajnikanth does it walking on Moon.