A boy broke the window of Rajinikanth's house while playing cricket. Rajni warned the boy to play slowly. The boy is now known as Misbah-Ul-Haq.
Once Rajnikanth threw an ignited cigarette up in the sky. It fell on a planet, which is now known as 'SUN'.
Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn't play cricket?
A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.
Rajnikanth has counted infinity twice.
Part of apple's logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth doesn't shave.
He just looks in the mirror and dares hair to grow.
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'.
When Rajnikanth was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.
Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.
Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.