When God watched Robot, he said,'Oh my Rajnikanth!'.
Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.
Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost's energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.
Q:Why India's enemies like China and Pakistan are in north.
A:Bcoz Rajnikant is in south.
Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
Just to play carom.
The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to 'OSCAR'!
One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper.
He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom.
2day the boy is famous as 'HARRY PORTER'.
Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second.
In 2008, Rajnikanth lost his wallet.
And the world went into RECESSION.
After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.