Once Rajinikanth went to McDonald's. He ordered a Dosa but McDonald's refused. Since that day, Ronald McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!
Rajinikanth can produce fire by
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rubbing 2 ice cubes.
Once Rajnikant's pencil broke while writing CAT Exam. Guess What?
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CAT was made an Online Test!
Hrithik once challenged Rajinikanth in a Dance Competition.
Result:
Hrithik on a wheelchair in Guzaarish.
Dear Rajnikanth,
Please switch off your AC.
Regards.
North Indians.
FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury.
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Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook!
Why did Rajnikanth fall sick and went to Singapore?
Bcoz he's the brand ambassador of Singapore Medical Tourism.
Why did the govt. built satellite launching station at Sri Harikota in South India?
It`s obvious. Bcoz Rajnikanth can provide the energy to launch the space vehicles.
Why doesn`t Rajnikanth ever object to SMS made on him?
Bcoz he wants Indians to get entertained and not indulge in primitive entertainment and make more babies.
Why time never stops?
Bcoz it is trying to catch up with Rajnikanth.