Fakir: Aee Husn Ki Malika Andhe Ko 5 Rupaye De De!
Santa: De De, Bechara Sach Mein Hi Andha Lag Raha Hai...!!!
Jeeto: Arranged Marriages Mein Talak Kam Kyun Hote Hain?
Santa: Jo Apni Marji Se Shaadi Tak Na Kar Paaye Wo Talak Kya Khaak Karenge...!!!
Banta: Which is the famous adventure sport in India?
Santa: Arranged Marriage!
At Gym
Guy 1: I lost 5kg in two months.
Guy 2: I lost 10 kg in two months.
Santa: I lost 45 kg in a day.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: Oh wow, but how?
Santa: Lost my baggage at Airport!
Banta: Yaar Tumne Toh 'Love Marriage' Ki Hai Phir Kyon Udas Ho?
Santa: Shaadi Se Pehle Jo Maine Vaade Kiye The Use Abhi Bhi Sab Yaad Hain!
Waiter: Sir, Kya Loge?
Santa: 1 Butter Chicken Aur 5 Naan
Waiter: Aur Desert Me Kya Pasand Karte Ho?
Sant: Belle Dancing with Hooka Aur Oont!
Jeeto: SwamiJi, I doubt my husband has been cheating on me. I have doubt on one woman. What to do?
Swami: Take your husband to that woman's doorstep and see if his WI-FI connects automatically..!
Santa's marriage invitation to his friends
Marriage is on 2nd January Please come on 1st night, Sab Mil Ke Enjoy Karenge..!!!
BPO Interviewer: Can you do a British Accent?
Santa: Yep
BPO Interviewer: Say something...
Santa: Thoom Saala Ghoolam Log Humaari Jooti Ke Neechey Hi Rahegaa..!
Jeeto: I have changed my mind.
Santa: Naya Wala Kaam Kar Raha Hai Na?