Santa: Who spoils Men - Wine or Women?
Banta: Both - when Wine is old and Woman is young!
Maine Ek Survey Kiya
Logon Ko Poocha Ki Batao 15 Aug Ko Kya Hai?
93% Log Bole 'Dry Day' Hai
Bahut Sharam Ki Baat Hai... Aao Hum Milkar Baaki 7% Logon Ko Bhi Yeh Baat Samjhayein!
Santa: Banta, Ek Baat Bata?
Banta: Kya?
Santa: Yaar, Iss #PornBan Ke Baad, Kya Khajuraho Temple Jaane Ki Koi Manahi Toh Nahin!
Congress Ka Chunav Chin Kamm Se Kamm Istemal Ho
Isliye Modi Sarkar Ne "Porn Ban" Kiya Hai!
Pappu: Papa, Rum Piyoge?
Santa: Puttar, BACARDI Gall Na Kar!
Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet.
Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?
Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai
Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai!
Santa: Darling Tum Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho
Jeeto: Tumne Kaise Jaana?
Santa: Tumhe Dekh Ke Toh Ab Rotiyan Bhi Jalne Lagi Hai.
Ghar Wale Mujhe Subah-Subah Aise Uthate Hain
Jaise Teesra Vishwayudh Shuru Ho Geya Hai Aur Main Hi Aakhiri Sainik Bacha Hu!
Banta: Why do men pass gas more than women?
Santa: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!