Santa is in the bathroom and his wife, Jeeto shouts from outside: Could you find the shampoo?
Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine!
Santa went to a restaurant in China.
Waiter: Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue and Frog's Legs.
Santa: I am not a doctor who can address your health problems. I am hungry. So just get me a Menu Card!
Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.
Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hai?
Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hai. Movie December Mein Aayegi!
Santa opened a Mexican restaurant and named it
"Behen de Tacos"!
In competition, Banta opened a Japanese restaurant next to Santa's and named it
'Terimaki'!
Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
Jeeto: You used to say that I was all the world to you.
Santa: Yes, but I've learned a lot about geography since then!
Banta: Does your wife believe in Karwa Chauth fast?
Santa: Yes, she sure does. In fact, she loves to fast.
Banta (confused): Considering her girth, It's hard to believe.
Santa: Trust me. That's all because of fast food like... pizza, burgers and fries!
Happy Karwa Chauth!
The tired-looking Santa sat facing the lawyer.
Lawyer: So you want a divorce from your wife. Aren't your relations pleasant?
Santa: Mine are... but hers are simply terrible!
Pappu: Do you know, Dad, my Sunday school teacher says that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Santa: Why single out Africa?
Jeeto: I wish you'd bring home a Water Melon. My mother is coming today, and you know she'd give half her life for a good Water Melon.
Santa: Really! Then I'll bring two!