Santa: Tera Kattar Dushman Tere Samne Kab Jhukta Hai?
Banta: Karva Chauth Par!
#KarvaChauth
Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket?
Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat!
Santa: I am giving up drinking for a month.
Banta: What? Are you Okay?
Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month!
Jeeto: You know what your problem is?
Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now!
Banta: How much should you spend on a bottle of wine?
Santa: May be an hour, at the most two!
Santa: Why have you called me up to the school?
Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school.
Santa: He does the same at home. Did I ever call you?
Jeeto: I want a diamond necklace.
Santa: What's so special?
Jeeto: Diamonds are forever.
Santa: And it's EMIs are for even longer!
Banta: Doctor, my wife says I can't do anything right.
Man: I'm not a doctor and this is a bar!
Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover?
Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping!
Banta: If two guys fight over a tandoori naan, is that violence or naan-violence?
Santa: No. It's a very healthy sign of tandoor-asti!