Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.
Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part!
Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?
Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.
Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja!
Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?
Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!
Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!
Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?
Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.
Santa came back with Nirma!
Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
Banta: Is he fine?
Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch!
Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?
Santa: I don't know, can you?
Pappu: My friends stole my report card.
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
Pappu: That they stole?
Santa: No, that you have friends!
Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.
Pappu: Why?
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
Banta: I lost my dog today.
Santa: So put an ad in the paper.
Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read!
Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?
Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Santa: How about Cole's Law?
Banta: No.
Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing!