One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
~ An experienced wife
Pay attention to me when I'm ignoring you.
~ Women
Women`s styles may change, but their rules remain the same!
Always love a woman for her personality... they have 10, so you can choose!
Women don't hold grudges.
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!
Women don't need Oxygen, they can survive on Compliments!
If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light?
Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot.
Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is "fat"!