A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!
Generation Gap:
The lady who remembers her first kiss... now has a daughter who
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can't even remember her first boyfriend!
Why Women are like computers:
1. No one really understands them.
2. All your mistakes are stored in their memory.
3. You find yourself spending all your money on accessories for them!
A woman driving in front of me indicated a left turn and eventually took the left turn. How am I supposed to prepare for these mind games!
A woman may love you from the bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top!
Woman has the most unique character like salt.
Her presence is never acknowledged or celebrated ;
But her absence makes all the things tasteless!
All good guys go to Heaven;
And all bad guys go to women!
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows any one of them!
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For instance, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry!
Never try to understand Women. When women understand women, they hate each other!