Santa and Preeto were having a candlelight dinner for Valentine's. She Says, "Pass the wine, my divine."
He thinks, 'how poetic'... so he also tries to add his bit by saying, "Pass the roti, you moti."
Rest is history!
Later during an interview from the hospital bed, Santa clarified that by 'Moti' he meant 'A Pearl' but was misunderstood, as usual.
Boss: We need to have a meeting about your punctuality.
Banta: Sure, what time?
Boss: How about 10:00 AM?
Banta: I might be a few minutes late!
A Punjabi was flying Business Class with his wife. Air Hostess asked him: "Sir, would you like to have Tea together?"
He replied, "Yes," and turned to his wife and said, "Uth Ja... Ainu Baithen De!"
Banta: How long have you been working at that office?
Santa: Ever since they threatened to fire me!
Girl: I need to lose weight.
Pappu: Puja Kiya Karo.
Girl: Puja? Why?
Pappu: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!
Teacher: Why does a cow eat grass?
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Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota!
Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Professional courtesy! =======================
Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?
Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there!
Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?
Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children!
