Banta: Where do you find the most homely, beautiful and obedient wives of the world?
Santa: In Karan Johar's movies!
Yeh Award Wapas Karne Wale Us Waqt Kahan The Jab...
Kattappa Ne Dhokhe Se Baahubali Ko Maara Tha!
Jeeto: Whats the meaning of Dhanteras?
Santa: It means, Kaam Mera, Paisa Mera Aur Dhantera's...
Jeeto checked Santa's mobile and found all girls numbers saved in the following order:
New Bird
Neighbour Bird
Old Bird
Upstair Bird
Hospital Bird
Insurance Bird
College Bird
Super Market Bird
Finally she checked her number and it was saved as 'Angry Bird'!
Pappu: Maa Aaj Dal Khane Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai!
Jeeto: Itne Paise Nahi Hai Chup Chap Butter Chicken Kha Le!
Sometimes I don't feel like going to work but...
Then I remember I was born cute not rich!
Teacher: What do you know about Ramayan and Mahabharat?
Pappu: Both were great TV shows made by Ramanand Sagar and B.R.Chopra!
Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience.
Aunty: News Reporter Ho?
Pappu: Nahi, Akhbaar Fekta Hu!
Santa writes to S.B.I.:
"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I just want to know whether it refers to mine or the bank!"
Uncle: Beta Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: Uncle Babu Hun
Uncle: Achha Beta Clerk Ho
Pappu: Nahi Uncle... Aapki Beti Ka, Woh Hamesha Mujhe Kehti Hai 'Mela Babu'!
