Hafte Mein Ek Chutti Toh Sirf WhatsApp Ke Message Padhne
Aur Gallery Delete Karne Ke Liye Milni Chahiye!
Chup Chaap Chal Rahe The Apni Manzil Ki Taraf
Fir Theke Pe Nazar Padi Aur Gumrah Se Ho Gaye!
A person told his blonde friend, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde guy then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th!"
Jeeto asks her husband to order cake for her birthday. While ordering it over phone, the baker asks Santa, "Sir, what would you like the cake to say?"
Santa covers the phone to ask wife, "Do we want a talking cake?"
Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.
Girl: Which game?
Boy: Anything, but not Hide & Seek.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!
Itihaas Gawah Hai Jab Bhi Koi Ladki Facebook Pe Sick Feel Karti Hai To...
Ladko Mein Achanak Se Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai!
Santa bought a deodrant stick.
He read instructions dry carefully.
"Remove cap and slowly push up the bottom."
Santa is now in pain but his farts smell lovely!
I'm like a Smart Phone - I just lose energy without doing anything!
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!"
There used to be a street named after Rajinikanth... but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajinikanth and lives!
