Pappu: You know what? My dog know Maths calculations.
Bunty: Strange.
Pappu: Quite strange. I asked him, "What's four minus four?" and he said nothing!
Santa: My wife sent me a blank text.
Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she's not talking to me!
Santa: I think I may be a talented photographer.
Banta: What makes you believe so?
Santa: I took just one picture with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery!
Bunty: Why do our elders keep asking us as to what we want to become when we grow up.
Pappu: Because they are looking for ideas!
Santa: And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
Pappu: Diet!
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Rajinikanth to die before they attack!
Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed.
Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!
Jeeto: What has she got that I haven't?
Santa: Shall I tell it to you alphabetically?
Bunty: When do you know that you're in love ?
Pappu: When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan!
Maths Teacher: What is a line?
Pappu: A line is a dot that's going for a walk.
Teacher: Then what are parallel lines?
Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend!
