Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!
Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!
Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"!
Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
Girlfriend: What do you want?
Me: Nutella and you.
Girlfriend: Choose only one.
Me: N'you'tella!
Boy: What's your name?
Girl: Vidhi and yours?
Boy: Vidhaan!
Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?
Pappu: Kyun?
Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya?
Independent, educated women are mostly...
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dependent on their uneducated maids!
Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.
Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?
Pro Tip:
If you are arguing with a woman and she says "wow"...
Run!
