A study showed that women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than husbands.
Because she can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband one minute with the same neighbour!
20 things that women should stop wearing after the age of 30:
1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgements!
Santa: Archeologists have found a thousand years old woman's jawbone.
Banta: How they do know it was a woman's jaw?
Santa: Because it was still moving!
Pappu: Dad, where is mom?
Santa: In the kitchen. Why?
Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.
Santa: Why I can't I sign it?
Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult!
Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?
Pappu: In other nation.
Bunty: Which nation?
Pappu: In my 'Imagination'!
Pappu: What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?
Jeeto: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
Pappu: You are my drug.
Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?
Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!
Pappu was listening to music in the class.
Teacher: Pay attention.
Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.
Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?
Pappu: The last thing you said is, "Pay Attention"!
On a chat:
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.
Girl: Oh! Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you!
The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "what's wrong" is inversely proportional to the severity of the thunderstorm that's coming!
