Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?
Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!
Girl calls her boyfriend:
Girl: How's the weather?
Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.
Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!
Women's viewpoint:
Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...
It's straight high blood pressure now!
Bunty: What makes life so difficult?
Pappu: I think people!
Girl: You know what
Boy: What?
Girl: I love moustaches.
Boy: I know, Is Liye Tumne Bhi Thodi Thodi Rakhi Hui Hain!
Bunty: What's worse than heartbreak?
Pappu: Coming home after a night out to see that you've a pile of clothes on your bed and you can't get straight in it and go to sleep!
Men swear they know everything until you ask them who she is!
Pappu: I want to buy a sports bike.
Santa: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa'?
Girl: Why do you always follow me around?
Boy: Since my childhood, my parents have told me to follow my dreams!
Police pulled Santa's car:
Officer: Do you know driving at 100 kmph is illegal?
Santa: Yes.
Officer: Then why didn't you stop when I was following you?
Santa: I thought you wanted to race!
