Boy: You are like my drug.
Girl: Aww... because you can't live without me?
Boy: No, because you cost too much and ruin my life!
If you think women are weaker then try pulling the blanket back to your side.
A beast will be unleashed!
Bunty: Why do girls live longer than boys?
Pappu: Because shopping doesn't cause heart attacks. Paying the bill does!
Santa: Why did the tomato blush?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because he saw the salad dressing!
Banta: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Santa: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump!
Jeeto: What is more important to you? Relationship or Alcohol?
Santa: Relationship with Alcohol!
Hypothetical question:
Do women ever sit back and think, I was wrong I should apologize to him?
English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No!
Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.
Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!
