Pappu: My friends stole my report card.
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
Pappu: That they stole?
Santa: No, that you have friends!
Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.
Pappu: Why?
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!
Banta: I lost my dog today.
Santa: So put an ad in the paper.
Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read!
Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?
Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Santa: How about Cole's Law?
Banta: No.
Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing!
Banta: I heard your son got his driving license! Is he driving you everywhere now?
Santa: No, I have to be in the right mood. As in, the mood to lose my life!
Life is so boring when you don't have an online order to look forward to.
~ A Housewife
Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do!
Boy: What?
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do!
Santa: Do you know there is a new workout, which is done by many?
Banta: Really? What is it?
Santa: The new favourite workout of many is clicking pictures in Gym for social media!
Most ladies don't answer video calls before 9 AM and after 9 PM because their faces are restored to Factory Settings!
