Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.
Banta: How?
Santa: She married someone else!
A genuine question from women:
If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too?
Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
Pappu: Deciding to get up!
Girl: I'm not like other girls.
Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!
A woman saying "correct me if I'm wrong" is a trap!
Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age?
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36.
The Officer is still calculating!
Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?
Girl: Get your own, I am next!
Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.
Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.
Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya?
Banta: How do you manage to stay cool all the time?
Santa: Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, 'You are right'!
Banta: That's completely irrational and wrong.
Santa: You are right!
Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.
Bunty: How?
Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe!
