Banta: Why is your arm in a sling?
Santa: Oh nothing much. Took an Indigo yesterday, just an airline fracture!
Bunty: I got a new guitar tattoo.
Pappu: Agar Khujli Karega Toh Bajega Kya?
Girl: Breakup hurts the most.
Boy: Kabhi Exam Mein Paper Likhte Waqt Time Kam Padne Ka Gham Hua Hai!
Bunty: Hello Bhai, Kya Haal Hai?
Pappu: Mast Bhai, Tu Suna.
Bunty: Yaar Ek Kaam Tha...
Pappu: Haan Toh Karle, Baad Mein Baat Karenge!
Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Du?
Santa: Haan
Chai Wala: Elaichi?
Santa: Haan
Chai Wala: Laung?
Santa: Yaar Itni Mehnat Kar Raha Hai Toh Chicken Hi Bana Le!
Teacher: If you had one rupee and you asked your father for another, how many rupees would you have?
Pappu: One rupee.
Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
Pappu: You don't know my father!
Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other.
Banta: Who wins?
Santa: The burger, because it's fast food!
Teacher: How many letters are there in English alphabets?
Pappu: 23 without GST, 26 with GST!
Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?
Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!
Santa: What happened?
Banta: I got constipation.
Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?
Banta: NO.
Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked!
