Santa: My wife said that I was wrong about something I told her but I knew I was right. But I kept quiet.
Banta: Why? You should have told her that she was wrong.
Santa: I may be right, but I'm definitely not stupid!
Santa: My wife drives like lightning.
Banta: She drives fast?
Santa: Na, she just hits the trees!
Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men.
Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job?
A boss forwarded an email to his secretary and asked her to inquire whether it is from his lawyer or tailor. The email reads:
SUIT IS READY, TRIAL ON MONDAY!v
Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one?
Santa: Why would I want two empty?
Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?
Because deep down they're really good people!
Women never argue. They just ferociously explain why you're wrong!
Banta: That missing Malaysian flight is not yet found.
Santa: Had I been on board that flight, my wife would have easily found it in no time!
Got a text from my wife asking me if the speed limit of 70 Km/Hr is applicable if you're driving in reverse.
Now I'm clueless as to what she's up to. Any guess, ladies?
Santa: My wife is like a grill.
Banta: Wow, so hot?
Santa: Yes, but she also roasts me when hot!
