A quiet man is a thinking man.
A quiet woman is freaking pissed!
Pappu: Yesterday I was on a date with a girl and suddenly lights went off.
Bunty: Did you use the opportunity?
Pappu: Yeah, I drank her cola!
Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.
Santa: What happened, what did he say?
Banta: You are fired!
Girl: Hey, Kya Karte Ho?
Boy: CA
Girl: Wow, Charted Accountant!
Boy: Nahi Pagli, Complete Aaram!
Kabali leaked online and the same day the owner of world's biggest torrent site, Kickass arrested in Poland.
You still doubt Rajinikanth?
Pappu: Hello Dominos, one chicken pizza, and one coke.
Dominos Guy: Do you want anything else sir?
Pappu: Haan Bhai, Sarkari Naukari Lagwa De!
What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Artificial Intelligence!
Boy: Chalte Chalte Yun Hi Ruk Jaata Hun Main.
Girl: Wow, you love me so much?
Boy: Nahi, Pokemon Go Khel Raha Hun!
Girlfriend: Jaanu, Papa Ne Bola Hai Ki Agar Fail Hui Toh Rickshaw Wale Se Shaadi Karwa Denge.
Boyfriend: Chill Baby... Mere Papa Ne Bola Main Fail Hua Toh Rickshaw Hi Khareed Ke Denge!
Boy: Have you watched V for Vendetta?
Girl: Main Pooja Hun, Vandita Woh Hai!
