Facebook: Where one lies to friends.
Twitter: Where one is honest with strangers.
Dear Facebook,
You keep suggesting people to me as friends; but then you get all concerned and ask me, "how I know them?"
You can't be the PIMP and the COP, too!
Dance like no one's around;
Sing like no one's listening;
Eat like no one's watching;
Like even if you're not on Facebook;
And Tweet like no one's following!
R.I.P. to all those dying for attention on Facebook!
If Facebook gets banned, we'll see people roaming in the streets with their picture in their hands crying and screaming: DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE?
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status!
Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about "PERMANENT ADDRESS", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!
The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.
Julius Caesar
Before posting a Tweet or something on Facebook, one should always test it on one's wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, you know it has potential.
If U fail in LIFE then FACEBOOK is the best place to write motivating messages.