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Mark Zuckerberg used to be a hero of the digital age, but now he has lived long enough to see himself become the villain!

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If a person changes its relationship status more than four times on Facebook, by default it should be set as 'Unstable'!

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There exists a paradise where...
All wives are lovely and all husbands are loving,
All parents are respected and all children are angels,
All holidays are relaxing and all vacations are amazing,
All birthdays are celebrated and all anniversaries are being rejoiced.
That place is called...





Facebook!

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Waqt Bahout Keemti Hai, Islliye Apna Nahi Dusro Ka Barbaad Karein.
~ Mark Zuckerberg

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Did you know?
You can fly from any airport without announcing it on Facebook!

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Some people are so fake that they should have two Facebook accounts, one for each face!

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It's so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads!

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I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I signed-up for facebook account, and I'm over it!

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Now I'm convinced that people are just getting married and having babies to have something to post on Facebook!

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Many people do not know but you can actually watch a movie or go out without updating it on Facebook!