Why is Facebook such a hit?
Bcoz it works on the principle that, "People are more interested in others' life rather than their own".
No one is as ugly as their Voter's ID picture, nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.
Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.
If your wife claims she never looks at your Facebook profile, change your status to 'Single' and wait for 5 minutes.
Girl's status on Facebook: 'Feeling sad!' 17021 comments.
Boy's status: 'Going to commit suicide!' 2 likes and 1 comment - Think about it dude....Drop the plan, if you can!
Messages that change yr mood:
'I love u!'
'I hate u!'
& the best one
'Facebook Login Error'.
Dad joined facebook.
Kid's status update: 'Dad on FB, wtf!'
Dad commented, 'What is wtf?'
Kid replied him, 'Welcome to Facebook!'