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For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction.

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Whenever you see a profile picture with two girls in it. It always belongs to the ugly one!

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Dear School Mates,
Why do you add me on FB and never talked to me in school?

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Life is much like Facebook.
People will Like your problems and Comment but no one solve them;
Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own!

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Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can post that"!

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There must be some kind of filter that prevents normal people from liking my page!

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I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"

You can never really say what's on your mind, when your family is on Facebook!

If it weren't for FB and Whatsapp, I would have been quite under-employed!

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction... plus a social Media's overreaction!