You know you've won the argument on Facebook when they start correcting your grammar!

I've never met a group of people more worried about their PRIVACY than the people on Facebook who share EVERYTHING about themselves!

The most powerful force in the universe is SMS, FB and Whatsapp gossip!

Facebook, Twitter or Whatsapp ko toh log aise hi badnam karte hein,
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Asli taqleef to fake ID deti hai!

Sometimes I wonder if there is such a thing as true love, and then I remember my love for Facebook!

Yesterday, I wasted my time on Facebook... only Mark Zuckerburg liked it!

My friend posted "Facebook has killed the art of Communication". .
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I 'Liked' the post!

I think I should work for a 'Fence' company... I am really good at putting up 'Posts'!

Arz Kiya Hai:
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya;
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya;
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Aaj Ussi Ne Facebook Pe Block Kar Diya!

Facebook's 'Seen' and Whatsapp's "Last Seen" were designed to make everyone single!