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If you're talking behind my back, then you're in a fabulous position to "KISS MY ASS!"

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!

Let's play at being a horse. I'll be the front end. You can just be yourself!

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I've disappointed a lot of people in my life, you're not special!

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you!

It's okay to be ugly... but aren't you overdoing it!

The difference between CHAMP and CHUMP is 'U'!

Two devils came into my dreams.
They said, "We want to disturb some good person".
I suggest them your name.
They said, "We cannot disturb our boss!"

When there were no Mobile and Internet... sometimes I use to walk for miles to tell someone "You are an Idiot`!

Oh, I offended you with my opinion. Wait till I hear the ones I keep to myself!