The last thing I want to do is insult you, but it is on the list!
I don't hate you. It's just that if you were on fire, I would roast marshmallows!
The problem with some people is that they're breathing!
There is no ''u'' in awesome;
But there is a ''me''.
Whenever someone calls me ugly;
I get super sad and hug them;
Because I know how hard life must be for the visually impaired.
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere;
He made a Mother;
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere;
He made a Mother-in-law.
I got 99 problems. You're 98 of them.
Don't ask me stupid questions and I won't hurt your stupid feelings!
Please don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
I'm allergic to stupidity, it makes me break out in sarcasm!