I hope 'Karma' slaps you in the face before I do.
I might look calm, but in my head I've killed you three times.
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
WARNING:
To avoid suffocation, keep my hands away from your neck.
You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.
Sarcasm, because backslapping and stabbing the shit out of people is illegal.
I'll make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you.
Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now.
If I've ever offended you? Just know that from the bottom of my heart, I really don't give a shit.
Can't stand me? Then sit down.