Are you my homework? Because I'm not doing you but I definitely should be!
I'm not an organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart!
Can I take a Selfie with you to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Can I borrow your phone? I told my ex I'd call when I found someone better!
My name is ------- but you can call me anytime!
You're like phone charger because without you, I'd die!
Are you from Korea? you could be my Seoul mate!
Are you a 90 degree angle because you look right!
Please kiss the Hell out of me!
I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?