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Hey there, stranger! You're hotter than a sunburn!

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Sometimes when I miss you, the whole world seems depopulated!

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Friendship shall also be decalted as an essential service.
I miss my friends!

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I love you with all my belly. I would have said heart, but my belly is bigger!

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Hey girl, are you the Coronavirus?
Because you took my breath away!

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I am not certain what you think of me. I just hope it's at least R-rated!

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Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams!

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Your lips are meant to be kissed. Let's not waste them!

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Hey! You must be the guy who's going to get me a drink!

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You must be pretty tired given that you've been running in my thoughts 24-7!