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Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!

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There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart!

Love is like a fart.
If you have to force it, it's probably shit!

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I don't go on Facebook much these days. It's always trying to ask me "What's on your mind?".
It should know that I'm married and not allowed to have a mind of my own!

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Bell has no sound till someone rings it.
Song has no tune till someone sings it.
So never hide your feelings, because it has no value till someone feels it!

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I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends!

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A person who left in anger may come back again, but the one left behind with a smile might never be there again!

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If you have to keep a relationship, then why to fight?
If you don't want to keep a relationship, then why to fight?

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To be happy you must:
1. Let go of what's gone.
2. Be grateful for what remains.
3. Look forward to what's to come next!

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The happiest stage of human lives is when their brains aren't fully developed yet!