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As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have a ton of friends, and more important to have real ones!

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I always hold my phone in my hand so if you think I am ignoring you, I am!

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We all need at least one friend who understands what we do not say!

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How can you face your problem if your problem is your face!

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Happy that I live in a world with Facebook. Before that, it would have taken weeks, even months, before finding out someone was an idiot!

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After so many years, now I'm convinced that people are just getting married and having babies to have something to post on Facebook!

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I do not survive on nature's 5 essentials. I survive on your love!

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Do you work at McDonald's? Because I'm loving you!
#pickuplines

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Mark Zuckerberg used to be a hero of the digital age, but now he has lived long enough to see himself become the villain!

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Never apologize for showing your feelings. Never regret, for being who you truly are. Love yourself more!