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Happiness is seeing your Ex-Girlfriend with someone uglier than you!

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A lifetime without love is of no account.
Love is the water of life, drink it down with heart and soul!

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Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there!

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Never waste your energy fighting in a relationship, use it to make it stronger!

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True love stands by each other's side on good days and even closer on the bad days!

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Relationship starts with 'Can we talk?' and ends with 'We need to talk'!

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OMG, you look so much better when you don't wear your glasses.
Well, you look better when I don't wear my glasses too!

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You should pull weird faces in photos, because...
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It's better to look ugly on purpose!

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A relationship without trust is like a phone without service, and what do you do with a phone without service?
You play Games!

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Relationship is like a gadget.
If there is a problem you do not go and buy a new one, you fix it!