Iss Kadar Hum Aapko Chahte Hein;
Ke Duniya Wale Dekh Ke Jal Jate Hein,
Yu Toh Hum Sabhi Ko Ullu Banate Hein
Lekin Aap Thoda Jaldi Ban Jaate Hein!
Happy April Fool!

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Q: What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?
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Guess
Guess Guess
A: FOOLAN DEVI!

Last night, I had a nightmare about an impending danger; and a wise man advised me to message to the first person who came to my mind for warding off the evil.
Thanks for being my savoiur!
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And why only you? Because I was told that the person should be a lunatic.
And by the way, Happy April Fool!

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Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people.
~ Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
I thank God for His kindness that I could adapt to you!
Happy April Fool!

Research has proved that all fools use their THUMB while scrolling an SMS.
Now it's too late. Don't try to use a finger. Catch another fool!
Happy April Fools' Day!

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I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali, Xmas or even New Year;
But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on a very special day meant for people like you.
Happy April Fool!

The old order changeth yielding place to new.
However, when it comes to you, nothing changes. I take this opportunity to commend you for last year's foolishness and may you scale newer heights of foolery in the new financial year!
Happy April Fool!

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
~ Murphy's Law
Happy April Fool!

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If people say you are crazy, be patient;
If they say you are a moron, relax;
If they say you are stupid, be cool;
But if they say you are smart, then slap these stupid people.
Happy All Fools' Day!

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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
~ Max Eastman
Happy April Fool!