He knows when you're awake. He knows what you look like. He knows what you've been doing all year round. Sounds like Santa Claus has Facebook!
Merry Christmas!
What will you call a Santa Claus who doesn't fulfill your wishes?
Ghanta Claus
Merry Christmas!
Santa: I've finally found the true meaning of Xmas.
Banta: And what is it?
Santa: It's for people who can't spell Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
It's been 4 days since the world ended. However, I have been having so much fun. Eating good food, drinking choicest whiskies and everything good in life.
I think I have come to Heaven since I also have all my friends and family with me. I hope it is the same for you.
Merry Christmas!
Dear friend,
Please eat, drink and make merry responsibly. It's Jesus Christ's birthday and not yours.
Merry Christmas!
Dear Santa,
I don't want much for Christmas. I just want the person reading this to remain in my life forever...
Sincerely
Please Note: Christmas is cancelled.
Apparently, you told Santa that you have been GOOD this year...
As a result, he died laughing!
Anyways, have a Merry Christmas without the presents!
May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace;
The gladness of Christmas give you hope; And the warmth of Christmas grant you love.
Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas!
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end:
The splendour of Christ's humble birth;
And the love of friend for friend!
Merry Xmas!
Stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
Merry Christmas!