In making out their income tax return, some people are like Sunny Leone and Poonam Pandey, they take off as much as the law allows.
Happy 31st March Closing!
Girlfriend: Hey baby, What're your plans for the weekend?
Boyfriend: Income Tax Returns.
Girlfriend: Hey, first part kab release hua tha?
Boyfriend: Jaa Meri, Maa. Tu Ghar Ja!
Happy 31 March!
Why is 1st April celebrated as All Fools' Day?
Because after paying all the taxes uptill 31st March, we all start working for the government again from 1st April!
Santa went to a restaurant with his family.
He ordered food...
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Ate it...
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Paid and went back home.
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No jokes...
It's MARCH closing...
Be serious!