I am so glad I was young, wild and crazy before there were cell phones and evidence!
I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said, "I don't follow you"!
I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?
Somewhere:
An elderly reads a book on "how to use the internet";
While a young one Googles "how to read a book"!
Life is too short to always remove the USB safely!
Can someone please recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
Child: Mom, how come computers are so smart?
Mother: Because they listen to their motherboards!
Internet Dating - The Odds are Good but the Goods are Odd!
The only person who looks good in a group photo is the one who uploads it!
If I were was stealing Wi-Fi from a temple, does that mean God's giving me signals?