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I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?

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Somewhere:
An elderly reads a book on "how to use the internet";
While a young one Googles "how to read a book"!

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Life is too short to always remove the USB safely!

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Can someone please recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?

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Child: Mom, how come computers are so smart?
Mother: Because they listen to their motherboards!

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Internet Dating - The Odds are Good but the Goods are Odd!

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The only person who looks good in a group photo is the one who uploads it!

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If I were was stealing Wi-Fi from a temple, does that mean God's giving me signals?

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We can't upload luck;
We can't download time;
And Google can't give all the answers in life.
So just 'Login' to reality, and like the 'Status' of your life!

A clean house indicates that the net is down!