Tomorrow's Yesterday is Today,
And Yesterday's Tomorrow is Also Today.
But Today's Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today,
So Tomorrow's Today is Today's Tomorrow!
So many people can be responsible for your Success. but only you are responsible for your Failure!
What instrument can you hear but never see?
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time!
One night, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker go to a hotel.
When they get their bill, however, it's for four people.
Who's the fourth person?
I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said, "I don't follow you"!
Success comes when it is least expected. So keep working and never lose hope!
How many seconds are there in a year?
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can't go outside.
What am I?
A man was cleaning the windows of a 25 storey building. He slipped and fell off the ladder, but wasn't hurt.
How did he do it?
