Went to the moon, took 5 photos.
Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos!
A man was cleaning the windows of a 3 storeys building.
He slipped and fell off the ladder but wasn't hurt.
How did he do it?
I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street.
Who had the biggest hat?
Somewhere:
An elderly reads a book on "how to use the internet";
While a young one Googles "how to read a book"!
What goes through towns and over hills but never moves?
Which eight-letter word still remains a word after removing each letter from it?
Don't take right decisions;
Take decisions and make them right!
Life is too short to always remove the USB safely!
A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away.
How can the horse get to the apple?
