
Can someone please recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?

A woman shoots her husband. Then she held him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hanged him. But 5 minutes later they both went out and enjoyed a wonderful dinner together.
How is it possible?

What building has the most stories?

I love my job only when I'm on vacation!

If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks,
What is a green house made of?

Big Businesses worry about the unemployed - on their payroll!

You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?

What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man can't hold it for more than a minute?

Most people think failure is the opposite of success;
But they don't realize that failure is a required ingredient in the creation of success!

Child: Mom, how come computers are so smart?
Mother: Because they listen to their motherboards!