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I have a head and tail... but I don't have a body.
What am I?

A clean house indicates that the net is down!

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Mixed Biscuits, Mixed Biscuits, A Box Of Biscuits;
A Box Of Mixed Biscuits And A Biscuit Mixer!

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Take away my first letter.
Take away my second.
Take away all my letters and I still remain the same.
What am I?

Dear Parents,
If you want to find out where your son/daughter is in the house, simply
"Turn off"
the
"Wi-fi"
and wait!

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What is the last thing you take off before bed?

Autocorrect was so annoyinf, I changev it in the settingf.....
Now my lifd has become so simple!

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Where is it illegal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

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A question for all cricket lovers and friends.
How many runs can one player score in an ODI match (50 overs/ 300 balls) assuming there are no 'No Balls', Wides and Over Throws?
Clue: The answer is not 1800.

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A Skunk Sat On A Stump And Thunk The Stump Stunk,
But The Stump Thunk The Skunk Stunk.

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