
I have a head and tail... but I don't have a body.
What am I?
A clean house indicates that the net is down!

Mixed Biscuits, Mixed Biscuits, A Box Of Biscuits;
A Box Of Mixed Biscuits And A Biscuit Mixer!

Take away my first letter.
Take away my second.
Take away all my letters and I still remain the same.
What am I?
Dear Parents,
If you want to find out where your son/daughter is in the house, simply
"Turn off"
the
"Wi-fi"
and wait!

What is the last thing you take off before bed?
Autocorrect was so annoyinf, I changev it in the settingf.....
Now my lifd has become so simple!

Where is it illegal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

A question for all cricket lovers and friends.
How many runs can one player score in an ODI match (50 overs/ 300 balls) assuming there are no 'No Balls', Wides and Over Throws?
Clue: The answer is not 1800.

A Skunk Sat On A Stump And Thunk The Stump Stunk,
But The Stump Thunk The Skunk Stunk.