The Little ant seems to be always confused.
Do you know why ?
I am a word of five letters!
People eat me!
I am available in 2 colours.
If you remove my first letter i will be a form of crime.
If you remove my first 2 letters i will be name of an animal.
If you remove my first 4 letters i am a vowel.
If an electric train is going 150 miles per hour north and the wind is blowing the same south, which way does the smoke blow?
Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today,
And Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Also Today.
But
Today's Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today,
So...Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.. !
The World's most difficult Tongue Twister according to Guinness Book of World Records:
Sixth Sick Sikh's Sixth Sheep Is Sick!
If you have five mango and two bananas in one hand and two mango and four bananas in the other hand.
What would you have?
Ten men were in a boat on the river Ganges.
The boat turns over, and all men sink to the bottom of the river, yet not a single man got wet !
Why?
At a recent school function, 500 people attended and Rs.500 was collected.
The prices were as follows:
Fathers Rs. 2.00
Mothers Rs. 3.00
Children Rs. 0.48
More mothers than fathers turned up.
How many children were there?
A Skunk Sat On A Stump And Thunk The Stump Stunk;
But The Stump Thunk The Skunk Stunk.
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.
He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere.
And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader.
How did he do this?
