After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails!
Heads up bro...
When a Bengali girl says
Very old husband: I bought some viagra for tonight.
Wife: Well I'm going to need a Tetanus shot if you are going to stick that rusty old thing in me!
Girl: Talk dirty to me.
Boy: Cough on me, you nasty virus infected slut!
Wife: Honey the vacuum is not sucking.
Husband: Frustrating isn't it!
Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles!
Girlfriend: Babu Mere Alawa Tumhari Koi Aur Girlfriend Toh Nahi Hai Na?
Boyfriend: Baby Suck Karo Shak Nahi!
Always trust the man who buys you lingerie rather than the man who buys you roses.
The former is at least honest about his intentions!
Masks are going to be just like condoms.
You don't like wearing them, but you keep one on you just in case they don't let you in without one!
When she doesn't want to have sex, `I have a headache` has to be absolutely acceptable to me.
But when I don't want to do the dishes or take the trash out and I say `I have a headache`, I'm being unsupportive.
Double standards!
