Masks are apparently the new bra.
They are uncomfortable, you only wear them in public and when you don't wear one everyone notices!
Women are more talkative than men, just because they got 2 pairs of lips!
Orgasms are like cooking. I could do it myself, but prefer someone else doing it for me!
There is love without sex and there's sex without love.
And then there are we married couples without both!
Neighbour's 8-year-old son: Corona Ne Meri Aadhi Zaydad Hadap Lee.
Me: Wo Kaise?
He: My Mom is pregnant!
When love sucks, love the one who sucks!
I was so innocent during my college days.
When my girlfriend asked me to do the missionary, I quit college and joined the seminary!
There is no difference between a bar and a bra. Once these two are opened men go crazy. Now imagine a girl called Barbra!
Boy: Can I confess something?
Girl: Sure.
Boy: Your smile is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
Girl: Kuch Bhi Bolo, Main Nahi Dungi!
Date a guitarist he knows how to move his fingers at the right place and at the right time!
