There's a push-up bra for women. There's no push-up underwear for men.
Why?
Agar Waqt Ungli Karna Band Kar De To Khush Mat Hona...
Ho Sakta Hai Woh Bamboo Lene Geya Ho!
Girl: Tum Dikhne Mein Itne Acche Ho Phir Bhi Single, Aisa Kyun?
Boy: Ab Kya Karein Khoobsurat Ladkiyon Ko Chutiye Ladke Pasand Aate Hain.
Girl: Par Mera Wala Chutiya Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tu Kaun Si Khoobsurat Hai!
I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed.
I have been single for a long time and now I am worried!
If you need an answer and you can't find it, just grab a drink, sit back and post the wrong answer on Facebook.
Some asshole will correct you!
The longer this goes on the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required!
Doctor: Describe your sex life in two words.
Me: My what?
Welcome to parenthood, your sex life now requires more planning than your wedding!
US President Donald Trump announced today that he had himself tested and was not infected by the Coronavirus.
Experts from the Robert Koch Institute are not surprised.
The virus has been shown to affect the lungs, not assholes!
Some kids have started to notice that they haven't seen their 'Uncle' since their Dad has been home!
